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| She's a Yahtzee playing fool! |
I'm way behind on blogging..... ha! LIFE.
Let's throw down with a little Yahtzee.
Ones, twos, threes, fours, fives and sixes. Three of a kind, four of a kind, full house, small straight, large straight, Yahtzee and chance.
My momma loves this game. Every time we play I say, "Okay. This time, I'm gonna spank you!" She responds, "Yeah, right!" and laughs.
She doesn't hesitate to decide on what she's rolling for, nor does she hesitate on where she's going to drop those points. Me, on the other hand....I contemplate. Maybe, that's why I lose.
We been playing for months. We play the entire sheet and then we add it up. Sometimes we play one column at a time and sometimes we play scramble and do the entre sheet with no columns. We play in whatever fashion she wants.
Out of all the rounds we've played, I've won once. ONCE~!
She blows my mind. We can finish a game and she can have that sheet added up before I can get my calculator out and my numbers added. It's insane the part of her brain that is the mathematical side.
I tried to teach her a dice game not long ago and it was simply too much. She got pretty frustrated with me. Her words, "You just want to teach me something so you can cheat and win." (Yeah, ok, mom.)
So, when it comes to Yahtzee.... I bow down to the QUEEN!
~bo
